nighttimedaytimebird:

hey my name is hammy welcome to my crib

poopinginschool:

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING THIS IS PROBABLY ONE OF MY MOST FAVORITE THINGS EVER

loldemort:

don’t talk to me if your otp isn’t ron/mcgonagall

askjk:

GOD JOHN, IT’S JUST A BALLOON.

beesmygod:

its this internet thing with a valve game called half life. there’s currently half life 1 and 2 but 3 hasnt come out and its been so fucking long. hence the internet likes to take anything involving numbers and come up with the answer being “Half Life 3 Confirmed”

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/half-life

crewnex:

nosdrinker:

rapewhistled:

the weak links holding back our species from evolving

i’m gonna shit on their graves

I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

maybe it’s satire?

fox news

nevermind

nighttimedaytimebird:

charlottespanda who are you

you’ve reblogged like all of our key posts

homestuck and the good band posts

REVEAL YOURSELF

her name is lee

she looks like this

but she looks nothing like a potato, idgi

jeffrey-lynne:

[licks popsicle seductively] yeah big boy this isn’t the only thing i can suck [winks] [lowers voice] i also suck at life

sl0thlove:

ryanislast:

considerthishippie:

Trampoline tent for summer sleepovers.

think about all the sex

There are two kinds of people.

now im legit thinking of who i would fuck in this

i hate you guys

fishingboatproceeds:

penguinteen:

Breaking news! Shailene Woodley (The Descendents) is going to play Hazel in the film adaptation of John Green’s The Fault In Our Stars! 

I am very excited about this.

Here’s the thing, tumblr: Shailene Woodley loves The Fault in Our Stars. She really does, and in her audition, she just was Hazel—at least to me. You can read what Josh (the director) had to say about it in the article above, but for me her commitment to the book and deep understanding of Hazel make her the perfect choice.

I think she sounds like she’ll be great in the role of Hazel, but what I don’t like is that she’s playing Tris in the Divergent movie. She just doesn’t look like Tris at all and I think it’ll be hard to imagine one person as Hazel, Tris, and Mary Jane.

nighttimedaytimebird:

SOMEHOW DOC AND I GOT ON THE TOPIC OF HOW 2+2=4

2+2 DOES NOT EQUAL 4 IN MOST SITUATIONS FUCK

how so?

fishingboatproceeds:

riversthong:

aspiring-creativetype:

John Green should be cast as either Hazel or Augustus’s dad in the TFIOS movie. 

I agree, John Green should definitely be cast as Hazel.

I am ready. I am willing.

Tumblr likes their men dressed as women

jdrox:

bowtiefightclub:

bytomsfluropantaloons:

sonicstarkid:

I mean seriously: Cumberbatch,

Collins,

Radcliffe,

Tennant,

Green,

Barrowman,

Criss…

IS THERE ANY FANDOM OUT THERE THAT CAN’T BE REPRESENTED BY MEN IN DRAG??

Evans

Smith

Downey Jnr

walker

Richter

Colfer

Matt Bellamy