(Source: tehreem92)
Lara pulver and Andrew scott
I’m sorry but
Going to a friend's house
- Normal people: What a lovely home you have
- Me: Whats your wifi password?
I CAN CONQUER THE WORLD, SHINING, SHIMMERING, DYING
TELL ME PRINCESS, NOW WHEN DID YOU LAST LET YOUR HEART BE RULED
TALE AS OLD AS TIME
TRUE AS TURN OF WHEEL
FREEDOM IS A LIE
BOW TO ME OR DIE
YOU WILL ALWAYS KNEEL~
EVER JUST DISDAIN
EVER WARS TO RISE
EVER HATING THOR
EVER JUST AS SURE
AS MIDGARD WILL DIE
CAN YOU FEEL YOUR BRAIN IGNITE
AS IT THINKS NO MORE
I’LL RULE MIDGARD AND ASGARD CERTAINLY
ONCE I GET RID OF THOR…
Don’t tell me I’m the only one who sang these.
(Source: becausehiddles)

ooc: Loki: The Lost Disney Princess.
I had the craziest dream last night
Ten and Rose and Mickey were all at my house and then Ten was like “How about we leave Rose and Mickey and head off in the TARDIS?”
And of course, I said “Fuck yeah, let’s go.”
I offered him a race to the TARDIS and he said yeah and I beat him, but only because he had like passed out or something in the middle of my living room.
Then, I had to carry him to the TARDIS… BY MYSELF
And then he regenerated into Eleven and then back into Ten againWhich was weird and I didn’t get that..
It was just a weird dream…
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Finding out you're adopted
- Loki: *kills over 80 people and tries to destroy Midgard*
- Hercules: *sings*
The Avengers Cast Interviews @ The World Premiere
hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow
hey americans have fun paying your health care
I just realized that
1) it looks like he’s wearing the leaf
2) all canadians have is a leaf
3) our eagle would eat your leaf
JUST PRESS PLAY
I made this for obvious reasons
Mycroft cares about your education guys this is important
BLESS YOU KATIE.
BLESS YOU
I’m reblogging this for obvious reasons. ;)
Instant reblog.
I’ll just leave this right here. - MH

theyre british what did you expect
of course theyre gonna be pussies
cant handle american women
this is why we won the war
oh will you shut the fuck up with your stupid fucking American eagle.
how did your tea taste
after we threw it in the harbor
bitch
im all for unity but this is literally too funny not to reblog








